Mike Outram

Here are some of the weirdest search terms people have used to find my site. Why this is of interest, I don’t know. They just made me laugh so thought I’d post ’em up…

• wasp cod piece
• mike outram shredding
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• wet metronome time
• does a minor key give everyone the blues
• jazz improvisation technique mushroom
• my baby’s bmi index
• blackie lawless exploding codpiece live
• clare teal solos transcribed
• electric rubik’s cube
• emily blossom from phantom of the opera
• outram learning village
• bass guitar from manchester called billy
• improving process making a cup of tea
• theo travis’ double talk – live pizza
• the most powerful chords
• exercises with what time is it?
• techno dido’s lament
• buttered crumpets pictures
• suggested jogging 80’s playlist
• videos on jogging properly
• is my effects pedal broken
• how to finish 12 bar blues
• “marseillaise”+”hair shampoo”
• electric levitation
• resistance is futile electrical humor
• flakes athletics cockney
• bagpuss chords

Not sure I can help with any of that, but if there’s a place where one can hear a techno version of Dido’s Lament whilst ruminating on the construction of a wasp’s codpiece then I’m there. With bells on.

Can anyone throw some light on any of this? Does a minor key give everyone the blues? What is ‘Wet Metronome Time’? Has anyone transcribed a Clare Teal solo?

Come join me in my little learning-village…